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So you think you can beat Jessica Alba in a staring contest? That’s right, the very pregnant (but still yummy) actress did an online staring/no blinking challenge for a site called ibeatyou.com.

Trust me, Jessica can whup anyone’s ass as far as staring is concerned. The way she doesn’t blink just isn’t human, and she can easily say “I beat you” at the end of the contest. In any case, it’s almost a certainty that the people who take the challenge aren’t really interested in beating her, because they’re more focused on beating something else, namely, a certain part of their anatomy as they stare at this very hot chick who once confessed she’s all for one-night stands.

Stare at Jessica after the jump.
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Everything about Smallville these days sucks, except for one thing: Laura Vandervoort. Now she’s far from being a great actress, especially not in a show that is obviously running out of ideas, but as I’ve said before, she’s got a really smoking hot body. Yes, hotter than the show’s resident hottie, Erica Durance.

Here are pictures of Laura in a bikini shooting scenes for her new movie called The Reef. The movie will probably suck just the same, but watching Ms. Vandervoort in a bikini even for just half the entire movie is well worth the price of admission.

More Laura Vandervoort bikini pictures ater the jump.
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How long has it been since Shannon Elizabeth made us drool with that all-too gorgeous body in American Pie? Nine years? A decade?

Now she’s making us do the same thing all over again, in a very sexy photoshoot for Maxim Magazine. She’s way too clothed here though, but I’m not complaining. We’ll take what we can, since she may not be taking her clothes off onscreen anytime soon.

More Shannon Elizabeth inside.
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I have always maintained that Emmanuelle Chriqui is one of the hottest actresses of her generation, and I thank GQ magazine for driving that point even further. She looks so delicious in this photoshoot, where she poses in a bikini, and takes off her top as well. Hot.Hot. Hot.

Kudos to Emmanuelle for finally shedding that anorexic look she had during the last season of Entourage. She looks so much more gorgeous when she’s got more meat that fills out a bikini well.

More pictures after the jump.
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Claudia Schiffer is looking real yummy in the latest edition of Vogue Germany, gracing the issue’s cover with her top off. Yes, Claudia is wearing nothing from the waist up, save for a Catwoman-like mask covering her face. But who cares about her face when her hands are grabbing her very luscious puppies?

These pics are hands down way hotter than those GQ pictures she did a little over a month ago.

More Claudia Schiffer inside.
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True to expectations, the finals of American Idol Season 7 will be a toss-up between the balladeer that is David Archuleta, and the rocker that is David Cook.

Syesha Mercado was eliminated last night, paving the way for the David vs. David finale.
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Tila Tequila may be annoying, but she is kinda hot. Emphasis on kinda. I still don’t like her that much, but since she has over 1 million Myspace friends who presumably like her, I decided to post her bikini pics from the latest issue of Blender magazine.

See more Tila Tequila after the jump.
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Brooke White got the least number of votes on Neil Diamond and has been eliminated from American Idol Season 7.
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It’s Neil Diamond night on American Idol, and all I can say is that I couldn’t say much because I know very few Neil Diamond songs. Making it worse is that the Idols were made to sing two Neil Diamonds songs each for the night, so we’ll just sort of summarize what they sang and what went on:

Jason Castro: “Forever in Blue Jeans” and September Morn”
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Sure, she’s an Oscar winner, and a MILF to boot. But Gwyneth Paltrow seems to be sexing it up lately, appearing in really sexy clothes in red carpet premieres for her latest movie Iron Man or showing in really sexy photo shoots like this one, for GQ Magazine.

Is it her way of getting the attention of casting directors who can give her more roles/jobs? I don’t know about them, but she definitely has my attention. Now cast her in more money-making movies, stat!

More Gwyneth Paltrow inside.
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